Welcome aboard SB Airlines. I’m your flight attendant, Samantha Ballentines, and on this trip you’re heading to KAGAR — yes, KAGAR literally — a city in Germany.
On this journey, SUDDENLY TO KAGAR, you’ll experience with me what a true LOW-COST trip really is. In this airline, I have to do absolutely everything. Check-in, security control, boarding instructions, serving you the Fried Chicken menu with lots of sauce (so gooood), handling your requests and even… landing the plane. All of this while suffering from damn JET LAG, drinking to calm my anxiety, and having an affair with the pilot that’s driving me crazy. Oh! And there’s a suitcase that I have no f*cking idea who it belongs to.Todo esto mientras sufro por el pto JET LAG, bebo para calmar mi ansiedad y tengo una aventura con el piloto que me tiene loca. Ah! Y una maleta que no se de quién cño es.
Recommended age: 16 and over.
Approximate duration: two hours.
